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Cat Busted for Having ‘Tetris’ On Her Graphing Calculator
AP Calculus had been the most boring class on Lola the kitty’s schedule this semester, until she loaded a Tetris clone onto her TI-89 graphing calculator.  The discovery that her calculator could play games was a revelation for Lola and made the class many times more enjoyable, according to friends.  Her teachers and parents were less enthused, however.
“I was mortified when I got the call from school.  Shocked, really,” said Lola’s adoptive mom, Mary Snitker, of the call she received last week from a guidance counselor that Lola had been caught playing games during class.  ”She’s always done so well in school.  Never used to get in trouble… but this is just unacceptable.”
Friends think Lola should be cut some slack.  ”She already has a full ride to UConn,” said lockermate and best friend forever, Judy Tan. “So she goofed off a little bit senior year. Whatever. Her parents need to chill.”
Via markbesada.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Busted for Having ‘Tetris’ On Her Graphing Calculator

AP Calculus had been the most boring class on Lola the kitty’s schedule this semester, until she loaded a Tetris clone onto her TI-89 graphing calculator.  The discovery that her calculator could play games was a revelation for Lola and made the class many times more enjoyable, according to friends.  Her teachers and parents were less enthused, however.

“I was mortified when I got the call from school.  Shocked, really,” said Lola’s adoptive mom, Mary Snitker, of the call she received last week from a guidance counselor that Lola had been caught playing games during class.  ”She’s always done so well in school.  Never used to get in trouble… but this is just unacceptable.”

Friends think Lola should be cut some slack.  ”She already has a full ride to UConn,” said lockermate and best friend forever, Judy Tan. “So she goofed off a little bit senior year. Whatever. Her parents need to chill.”

Via markbesada.

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    Cat Busted for Having ‘Tetris’ On Her Graphing Calculator AP Calculus had been the most boring class on Lola the kitty’s...
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    lol UCONN
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    AKB 総選挙. ただいま鋭意集計中.
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    puff! studying!!
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    …That looks like a TI-84 plus; are you sure you meant TI-89?
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